How to Tell the Sex of a Redneck Fly

JUST TOO CUTE.


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 Redneck males, 2 Females,' he replied.



Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone

 

I shre hope that uns injoys all tht you sees hears.
billyjoe bob

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