The Silver Screw
Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its
place, was a silver screw. All the doctors told his mother that there
was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it..... He
All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the
screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house.... And thus,
never made any friends.
One d ay, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami in
Tibet who could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next
day, he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal
After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant
monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. The screwy guy was
told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery.... And the
following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed.
The man immediately went to the room and fe ll asleep. During the night
while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its
mist, a solid silver screwdriver. In just moments, the screwdriver
removed the screw and disappeared out the window.
The next morning when the man awoke, he saw the silver screw laying on
the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there was
no screw there!
Jubilant, he leaped out of bed...... And his butt fell off.
The moral to this is:
'Don't screw around with things you don't understand........ You could
lose your bottom end.'
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