(Works even if the power is out)

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &
Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba,
Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an
hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the maleman this mornin and messd him up real bad. I don thin Killer took part in it butt it was ard to tell from all the blood. Anway, I locked all 4 of 'em in the house.
Better wait in ard sos thyns don gets u k.

'billyjoe bob'

I shre hope that uns injoys all tht you sees hears.
billyjo bob

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