You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
* You ever heard the phrase, "May the
force be with y'all."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
* Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
* You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer
so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
* You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
* Your father has ever said to you,
"Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
* You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
* You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut
and you have to get in through the window.
* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood
* If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."
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