* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

* Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

* You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer
so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

* You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

* Your father has ever said to you,
"Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

* You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

* You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut
and you have to get in through the window.

* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

* If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

I shre hope that uns injoys all tht you sees hears.
billyjo bob
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