Fuuny letters to
Deer Abby
 

Dear Abby has been around a long, long time. And sheís received tens of thousands of letters over the years. It just stands to reason that a few of those are going to be a little bit humorous, or even laugh out loud funny. Here is a collection of funny letters to Dear Abby, which have been circulating around the net for years. They are from a book of interesting and funny letters to Dear Abby, first published in the 1980s.


So here they are: Some of the best hilarious but true (and sometimes sad but true) funny letters to advice columnist Dear Abby.


Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and Iíve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?


Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On My VCR?


Dear Abby,
I have a man I canít trust. He cheats so much, Iím not even sure the baby Iím carrying is his.


Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. Itís getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I donít know him well enough to discuss money with him.


Dear Abby,
Iíve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything - and said it would never happen again.


Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?


Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. Iíve seen it. Now how do I get out?


Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.


Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months, and I didnít know he drank until one night he came home sober.

 

 

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billyjoe bob
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