there is some place
down in arkansaw
is a relation to
our deer ol maw



i think she is a cuzin
that's maried to maws brother
twice remooved from an aunt we no
or maybee its another



could be she's a relation
to pap an his sister's kid
maybe she aint related at all
but this is what she did .....



the wind blowed her in one day
her car wuz packed to the top
she said she come to visit us
so she made a little stop



she had with her sum horses
six of em to be eggsak
an a silly lookin duck
with a sassy liitle quack



an she brought a bull
biggest i ever seen
an i ain't gettin' round him
cause he looks realy meen



an she brought her clock
this is 1 fact i know
its called a rooster
in the mornin hes gonna crow



an i aint believin this
a cow with a little charm
i dont know bout this cuzin
I think shes from a funny farm



she came for a visit
a short one anyhow
she been heer with us
bout 4 years now