The Hike

Three Men on a Hike

Three men were hiking through a forest
when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

'God, please give me the strength to
cross the river.'

Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong
legs and he was able to swim
across in about 2 hours, having almost
drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
'God, please give me strength
and the tools to cross the river'

Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong
arms and strong legs and he
was able to row across in about an hour
after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men,
the third man prayed! :
'God, please give me the strength, the tools
and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof! .. He was turned into a woman.
She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN
WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO
ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

'If at first you don't succeed,
do it the way your wife told you!'