SMART WOMEN


BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF



A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER



I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER



COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH



I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN



WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT



OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME



DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN



ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE TO CHOKE



And last but not least:



IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN