What, you ask, is
Read on and you'll
discover the joy in
it! These have to be original
No adult is this
Don't worry all are "G" Rated! :-)
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom
breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked:
'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and
one for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old
she was. Granny replied she
was so old she didn't remember any more.
Melanie said, 'If you don't
remember you must look in the back
of your panties. Mine say five to
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom
good night. 'I love you so
much that when you die I'm going
to bury you outside my bedroom
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache
and wanted a pain killer. She tried
in vain to take the lid off the
bottle. Seeing her frustration, her
Mom explained it was a child-proof
cap and she'd have to open it for
her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little
girl asked: 'How does it know
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice
when she got the hiccups. 'Please
don't give me this juice again,'
she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom
scale and asked: 'How much do I
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a
young couple that were hugging and
kissing in a restaurant. Without
taking his eyes off them, he asked
his dad: 'Why is he whispering
in her mouth?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom
looking worried. When his Mom
asked what was troubling him,
he replied, 'I don't know what'll
happen with this bed when I get married.
How will my wife fit in it?'
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.
His dad read: 'The man
named Lot was warned to take his wife
and flee out of the city but
his wife looked back and was
turned to salt.' Concerned, James
asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when
they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy
looked at her for a while and then
asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
The Sermon I think this Mom will never
forget.... this particular
Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,'
the minister began, with arms extended
toward heaven and a rapturous look
on his upturned face. 'Without
you, we are but dust...' He would have
continued but at that moment
my very obedient daughter who was
listening leaned over to me and
asked quite audibly in her shrill little
four year old girl
voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
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