This here Billyjoe is jest a rude dude!

Billyjoe Bob thought he was a cool dude
But actually he was rather rude
He looked around
All over town
And always started a feud

He walked like the owned the place
And told folks, "Get outta my space"
He'd pull out his gun
And said, "Ya'll better run"
Until Carolyn sprayed him with mace

"Now ya get on down home Billyjoe
ya gotta lotta land to hoe
Move on the double
Stop causin' trouble
Or I'll kick ya into the outhouse hole!"

Well, ol' billyjoe was makin' things worse
Carolyn gettin' real mad gonna call a hearse
The town was all laughin' in stitches
As she grabbed em by the britches
She kicked em in head first!

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