The Pastor's Donkey

The Pastor's Donkey

The pastor entered his donkey
in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset
with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey
in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get
rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it
to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . .
being concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery .. .
even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass
and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!