HI CLASS LIVIN'


we wuz livin' hi class
In the hills of West Verginny
we had a fancy outhouse
some folks didn't even have any



I saw for myself
I seen what they got
In the corner of there bedroom
wuz a little tiney pot



but our outhouse was reel fine wood
the best you could find
custom made by pappy
Jest one of a kind



coon fur covered the seat and the walls
so it'd be warm in the winner
We didn't hafta worry
that our butts would get a splinner



folks wuz comin' from miles around
To see this "one of a kind"
we waz chargin' a nickle to look
to sit ..... it wuz a dime



an if yur any relations.....
too our family
com'on down and try our outhouse
we'll let ya sit fur free!!