I DO (NOT)
Well I was jest a sweet thang
When he saw me cross the room
What a hunk of man he was
Standin' in that saloon
Now I was feelin' "happy"
More than I should
My mind was playin' tricks I think
Cause he was lookin' good
He walked on over to me,said,
"Com'on babe take a chance
He grabbed my hand and pulled me up
For a lettle dance
He swung me high n round an round
Then he swung me low
We was havin' a real good time
He tripped over my toe
I aint never seen a man like him
So good lookin' In all my life
He looked me right in the eye
And said, "Would ya be my wife
How could I go wrong with him
"Shur I'll marry you
Off to church we went, that night
And both said, "I Do!"
Its now goin' on two years
Of our weded bliss
Holy cow ...... I can't believe
How I got in this mess
That hunk of man of mine
Is nuthin' but a jerk
Everyday he's gettin' drunk
And I do all the work
Girls I'm gonna warn yas
When your out and see a "HUNK"
Sober up, for 4 whole days
Don't pickem when your drunk!!!!
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