You might be a redneck if...
the centerpiece on your dining room table
is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.

You might be a redneck if...
you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner
are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

You might be a redneck if...
You consider a six pack of beer
and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.

Hillbilly firing squad.....stands in a circle.

Hillbilly loan shark..... lends out all his money, skips town.

Q: What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?
A: "Hey ya'll. Watch this!"

Q: How do you stop a Hillbilly army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.

Q: Why do Hillbilly police cars have stripes on the side?
A: So the cops can find the handles.

Q: How do you get a one-armed hillbilly out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.

Q. How do you sink a Hillbilly fishing boat ?
A. Put it in water.

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