GRANNY'S GOT HER GROOVE ON





took granny to the dew drop saloon
we had a little group
everybody was a dancin
in a reel whoop-tee-doop



into that thar jukebox
i dropped another coin
there wuz hooopin and hallerin'
an granny wanted to join


Her artherrites started poppin
an ruoomatoids did a zing
she wuz havin a high time
an granny started to sing



her false teeth started to chatter
then they jest fell out
but everybody backed away
cuz grannys got sum clout



her buninons were a jumpin too
wherever she would go
ya nos they had ta faller
cuz they wuz on her toe



her muscles started achkin
i thought she would fall
but she jest kept a dancin
cuz she wuz haven a ball



those folks wuz havin a good time
swingin and be-boppin
an she just kept right on a goin
without even stopin



That ol' woman can sure swing it
a reel little tutti-frutti
Yep that ol' granny of mine
can reely shake her bootie!!