Girlie Wisdom

Girlie Wisdom

1. A friend of mine confused her Valium
with her birth control pills....
she has 14 kids but doesn't really care..

2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box
of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs..

3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

5. The nice part about living in a small town
is that when you don't know what you are doing,
someone else does.

6. The older you get, the tougher it is to
lose weight because by then, your body
and your fat are really good friends.

7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday,
along came today..

8. Sometimes I think I understand everything,
and then I regain consciousness.

9. I gave up jogging for my health when
my thighs kept rubbing together
and setting fire to my knickers'.

10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet
for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

11. Skinny people irritate me!
Especially when they say things like...'
You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....
Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden
name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

12.. The trouble with some women is that
they get all excited about nothing
and then they marry him.

13. I read this article that said
the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much,
impulse buying, and driving too fast.
Are they kidding?
That's my idea of a perfect day!

SEND THIS TO 5 BRIGHT WOMEN YOU KNOW
AND MAKE THEIR DAY!!!
LIVE SIMPLY......
LAUGH OFTEN....
LOVE DEEPLY