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FALL Classes for Men
at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
(Ladies, you're going to LOVE this one!!)
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, Sept. 22th 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED
TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step,
with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks,
Monday and Wednesday for
2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--
Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
 
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique
Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor,
Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences
Between The Laundry Hamper
and The Floor--
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--
Can They Levitate
and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday
for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--
Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--
Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--
Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours..
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly
While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--
Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises,
Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday
for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries
and Other Important Dates and Calling
When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions
and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday
at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--
What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Send this to all the guys that you think
can stand the heat,
and to all the ladies
for the best chuckle of their day!
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